Tech industry continues to hemorrhage non-essential woke jobs
The woke tech-to-Starbucks pipeline continues.
I absolutely love that tech companies are dumping useless non-essential wokesters from their bloated payrolls in the thousands, forcing them back to reality. Sure, there’s some engineers caught up in the layoffs, but if they’re halfway talented, they’ll find another job, no problem.
As for the woke non-engineers, there is actually a very good market where they can land safely. It’s actually a type of engineering, where they work with specialized machines and some commerce-related technology, and provide a service loved by millions of consumers.
Here’s a look at one of the job positions:
Pay’s a little skimpy, but as a true communist, you hate money anyway. You get to keep your ear gauges while keeping close company with fellow Trump haters for diverse conversation. The drawback is, statistically, you’ll be serving a lot of Trump supporters.
Everyone is laying off, with Meta and Amazon dumping the most useless crap. Looking through the job titles, I’m seeing mostly non-engineers, and the ones I’m seeing are usually junior or mid-level. The senior engineers who’ve been laid off will barely miss a pay period.
Google is doing this hilarious thing where they’re classifying employees as productive or non-productive. They’ve been doing this for some months, but as I understand it, they’re making changes to it because not enough employees are quitting on their own.
I love it. That deep-state pedo adrenochrome VC money is drying up. The imploding crypto exchange market isn’t helping job prospects for wokesters either.
Meanwhile, Musk continues to lead the way and show how it’s done:
Early on Wednesday, Musk had emailed Twitter employees, saying: "Going forward, to build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0 and succeed in an increasingly competitive world, we will need to be extremely hardcore".
The email asked staff to click "yes" if they wanted to stick around. Those who did not respond by 5 p.m. Eastern time on Thursday would be considered to have quit and given a severance package, the email said.
“Hardcore” means sit at your desk and write some damn code and pay for your own lunches. Oh, the horror.
Twitter staff headcount is at an all time low, while active users are at an all time high. Meanwhile, ex-employees continue to cry that Twitter will crash because Musk is firing too many engineers and being a hard boss.
If the system is that unstable, that’s an indictment on the previous engineering department. Twitter will be fine, thanks to Musk’s Tesla engineers, and if there’s downtime, that’s OK; it will be back online.
Musk put out the call for coders to show up to San Francisco:
A trusted phalanx of Tesla coders at his side as he ransacked a formerly convivial workspace, Musk didn't appear bothered.
“The best people are staying, so I'm not super worried,” he tweeted Thursday night. But it soon became clear some crucial programming teams had been thoroughly gutted.
Indicating how strapped he is for programmers, Musk sent all-hands emails Friday summoning “anyone who actually writes software” to his command perch on Twitter’s 10th floor at 2 p.m. — asking that they fly into San Francisco if not local, said the employee who quit Thursday but was still receiving company emails.
This is hilarious. The commie wokesters are selling this as he’s desperate and can’t find anyone. The reality is he’s about to be swarmed by the best coders in the country, along with his Tesla engineers. Why? I posted about it a few weeks ago:
If you’re an engineer at Twitter, you hit the lottery. If you can impress Musk’s engineers, you’ll have opportunities to work on REAL tech with his other companies. Even building the OS and app store on the Tesla Phone, and integrating it with Twitter, would be an incredible ground-breaking project that any software engineer would love.
All of this innovation requires people working. It requires smart people, and not woke losers with a degree from academia who think a day at work is nothing more than a day at the spa. Hard engineering problems don’t care about your pronouns or if you feel offended and need a safe space booth.
The hard problems make engineers want to work, because it’s fun and challenging. That’s what it’s all about and it’s really that simple.
Musk is going to suck up all the top-notch engineering talent and leave the woke carcasses behind. This will cause those remaining to fail, spawning a new technology industry with new products and services and incubate a new generation of engineers.
Extremely talented engineers at the dying companies in San Francisco are sprinting over to Twitter HQ right now, jumping over homeless druggies and evading piles of poop, or they’re flying in from out of state for a chance to work with Musk.
Regardless, I’m certain Twitter is currently in the process of moving to Austin, and the remaining wokesters don’t know that, which is funny, because that’s one reason the Tesla engineers were there — to figure out how to move everything.
Love the way you think. I look forward to reading your posts.